Anonymous asked: so, I’m going to be living at the beach this summer. I have no idea how to dress for 100 days of fun in the sun and surf. the longest I’ve ever spent at the beach has been about a week. and that was back in the day when I looked very much straight. I need to rock my lesbian beach bum swag and I have no idea how to do it.
Beach Bum swag, equipped with pick-up line. You’re welcome.
Queer: are you actually a lifegaurd?
You: No, but I’d safe your life.
Lanai Watch (it’s waterproof!)