Just the word “purse” makes me turn green… and I’ve been known to grow faint while walking through the Macy’s handbags section (So many tasteless patterns and fake gold buckles and satin bows… I mean who thinks that’s a good idea?) How so many cismen manage to carry all their things without a bag, I don’t know. But times have changed since Joey Tribbiani’s unisex bag cost him a job (or god forbid, made him look gay.) Here are my favorite dapper selections to fulfill your carrying needs without having to endure any purse section trauma:

Canvas Satchel, available at ASOS for $24.86

Satchel Messenger Bag made from upcycled Truck Tarpaulins, available on Etsy for ~$73

Vintage Army Medic Messenger Bag with Medic Cross, available at harrysarmysurplus.net for $19.99

Grey Stars and Stripes Barrel Bag, available at Topman for $56

Orange duffle bag, available at Owen & Fred for $129

Olive Lunch Tote, available at  Artifact Bag Co. for $65

Green Dunlop Stripe Bag, available at Topman for $48

Fred Perry Deconstructed holdall, available at ASOS for $107.71

The striped tote, available at Everlane for $35

Paul Smith Jeans Nylon Tote Bag, available at ASOS for $217.44

(Whyyyyyy???)

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