I’ve been pretty stumped at finding walking sandals that aren’t totally traumatizing. Birkenstocks aren’t bad looking, but I always preferred to just stick to sneakers if I’d be walking a lot. But I just discovered some beautiful strappy sandal options for men. These are basically the sandals of my dreams I didn’t know I had. It seems that the affordable brands have not yet caught onto men wanting to wear these… or maybe Jim Carrey was right: Being gay is really expensive.

Christian Pellizzari - Vegetable Treated Leather Sandals, available at luisaviaroma.com for $377

Dsquared Bicoloured Calfskin Sandals,  available at luisaviaroma.com for $437